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Comedy Central
Jan 8, 2013 11:30pm PST
by >> stephen: tonight, science finds the key to a long, healthy life. whatever it is, i bet it tastes good fried. [ laughter ] then, controversy over the new bin laden film. they shouldn't have let him do his own singing. [ laughter ] and my guest, chris kluwe, is an nfl punter and gay rights advocate. wow, pretty brave for an nfl player to admit he's a punter. [ laughter ] jimmy kimmel starts in his new 11:35 time slot tonight. but since he's my direct competition, i refuse to mention him. this is "the colbert report." captioning sponsored by comedy central ["the colbert report" theme music playing] [cheers and applause] thank you, ladies and gentlemen. welcome to the report. [crowd chanting see stephen] [cheers and applause] thank you, ladies and gentlemen. [cheers and applause] welcome to the report, folks. i have to thank you for that and i want to thank you for joining me in here, out there nation, we all know the economy's not in great shape. just today the dow dropped fifty five-- of whatever it is. [ laughter ] dow-lers. [ laughter ] so i was glad to hear that one of my investments
Comedy Central
Jan 10, 2013 1:30am PST
dean of biological science it's university of chicago. [cheers and applause] you are known for your 2004 discovery of so-called missing link between fish and land animals, the fossil. which we've had on the show. he's a great guy. [ laughter ] okay. your new book is called "the universe within: discovering the common history of rocks, plan thes and people." what are you talking about? >> [ laughter ] what common. i'm not related to a plant, okay? i'm in the related to -- >> you absolutely are. >> stephen: i am not, okay. [ laughter ] i have questionable uncles but -- not a ficus. why am i related to a plant? >> the evolution of life is baitsd on the shared similarities creatures have. we see that in the dna of every creature on the planet from microrobes to worms to trees to plants to she rubs to poison ivy to people. there's a shared history. >> stephen: is that because we all interbred on the arch? >> it's been about 3.5 billion years of proceed withing. >> stephen: about 6,000 years. [ laughter ] i don't mean to blow hole until your theory there. the evidence might say otherwise
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